Frequent Flyer?

Currently sitting in the the middle of LAX scoping out the wide selection of men, only to find that most of them are wearing tighter jeans than I even own.I'm 12 hours into my trip and still have another 48 before I reach my destination! I'm dreading the 15 hour flight I am about to embark on, but cannot wait to spend the entire day exploring Sydney once I land! My first two flights were pretty easy but navigating my way through LAX was not enjoyable! Apparently I give people the impression that I am a frequent flyer because half of the passengers on my fight decided they would follow me to baggage claim instead of finding their own way.Luckily I have a great sense of direction(hahah that could not be farther from the truth)..but I did successfully manage to get us there! Heading to my next terminal(dragging my two suitcases behind me along with a huge bag on my shoulder) I decide to get some fresh air and walk instead of riding the shuttle..little did I know it was three miles away! Okay that may be an exaggeration but it did take me 45 minutes! But I finally made it and am now sprawled out on the floor in the middle of the terminal waiting on my flight to Australia!!